A NOTE FROM THE ARCHIVIST, DAN MARTIN:
Last Updated: May 23, 2008
These archived webpages, links to which are presented further below, have been gathered from
many sources. They generally reflect belief and value systems that are congruent with my
own. Persons who are morally liberal, fiscally liberal, and/or
socially liberal will find little joy here. That said,
I nevertheless welcome differing viewpoints and look favorably on opportunities for
objective debate. In stimulation thereof, here are two parodies on liberal-think,
and I invite your comments:
Being PRO-CHOICE on SPEED LIMITS Makes Sense Because:
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1) It's MY car so it's MY Choice!
2) No one wants to force YOU to Speed!
3) Every Speed should be a Wanted Speed!
4) Keep Speeding out of the back-alleys!
5) Raise Speed Limits to reduce Speeding!
6) Speeding should always be LEGAL and SAFE!
7) Speeding can save the life of the Speeder!
8) Speeding does not even begin until "40-0ver!"
9) If you don't like Speeding then Choose not to!
10) Speeding-Rights are protected by the Constitution!
11) Don't try to force YOUR old fashioned Speed-Morals on ME!
12) Young people are going to Speed anyway, so teach them about Safe Speed!
This link lets one view a selection of
choice political cartoons.
Pro-Choice advocates - those who
fervently preach that abortion should be available at any time, to any woman, for any reason (or
no reason at all) - are faced with a
logical paradox that
they cannot possibly resolve. In other words, their arguments are so
hollow and self-inconsistent
that no thinking person could possibly accept them... and yet many self-proclaimed
intellectuals (aka social liberals) do. Thank God,
there is a growing group of physicians who take their Hippocratic Oath seriously:
First, Do No Harm
While Speeding home from work a while back I saw a movie Marquee on which were posted - in 14" high
letters - the names of several then-current films: **SPIDERMAN** **ANCHORMAN** **CATWOMAN**
It occurred to me how exclusionary these gender-locked action movies must seem to the gender-benders
among us. It is so insensitive of us "straights" to foist our own sexual stereotypes onto the
folks whose habits and private parts are, umm, differently employed.
To make up for this affront to persons of alternate persuasion, I demand that alternate-action figures such as
**SPIDERDYCHE**, **CATVESTITE**, and **SUPERSHEMALE** be equally
featured in comic books and new films to provide a diverse balance and to help make restitution for the
discrimination of the hateful past. Holy Strap-on, Batman... they've
heeded my demand and actually turned BatWoman into a
"Lipstick
Lesbian". Surely this is a Great Day for Diversity and Inclusion in Rainbow Amerika.
So what do you think?
Email "Inclusive" Dan
The purpose of the archive links on this page is not to steal, but rather to preserve.
The original contents have been saved unaltered and their original appearance differs only in the welcome
absence of pop-up windows, advertisements, and other annoyances. Outside links in the original
articles have been preserved, but as time passes many of them will stop working. Most of the original images
(space allowing) have been preserved also. Over the last few years the internet version of
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow has become all too common. For that reason
these archive links are provided as a backup resource in the event any of the originals disappear.
Please check back often as new archives will be continually added.
In Red Skelton's own, heartfelt words:
The Pledge of Allegiance (4 Mb .mp3)
Charlie Daniels reminder to all Flag Disrespecters:
It's A Flag! [1.5Mb .mp3 file]
An emotional website dedicated to 911:
Heroes Remembered
A very special video by Darryl Worley:
Have You Forgotten?
[9Mb .wmv (Windows Media) file for broadband only]
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Notice: Each archive link appearing on this page was carefully
chosen by me (Dan). All content is wholesome and a source of important information.
This will never change because the archived content will never change.
Unfortunately, for someone so inclined, it is almost certainly possible to navigate one or more of the
external links contained within some archives into areas of the internet that are highly objectionable.
This is also true if one chooses to "jump" to the original source of the archive.
Clicking on any external link exposes one to all manner of pop-up windows, advertisements,
and an array of gratuitous links to unknown web sites having unknown content.
For this unavoidable possibility I must disclaim all responsibility and in compensation can offer only my
apologies that many parts of the web are ugly places.
You are on your own so please be careful.
I reserve the right to delete without prior notice any archive(s) which in my sole opinion have become
outdated or otherwise no longer merit inclusion.