A NOTE FROM THE ARCHIVIST, DAN MARTIN:

Last Updated: May 23, 2008     These archived webpages, links to which are presented further below, have been gathered from many sources.  They generally reflect belief and value systems that are congruent with my own.  Persons who are morally liberal, fiscally liberal, and/or socially liberal will find little joy here.  That said, I nevertheless welcome differing viewpoints and look favorably on opportunities for objective debate.  In stimulation thereof, here are two parodies on liberal-think, and I invite your comments:

  Being PRO-CHOICE on SPEED LIMITS Makes Sense Because:
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  1) It's MY car so it's MY Choice!
  2) No one wants to force YOU to Speed!
  3) Every Speed should be a Wanted Speed!
  4) Keep Speeding out of the back-alleys!
  5) Raise Speed Limits to reduce Speeding!
  6) Speeding should always be LEGAL and SAFE!
  7) Speeding can save the life of the Speeder!
  8) Speeding does not even begin until "40-0ver!"
  9) If you don't like Speeding then Choose not to!
 10) Speeding-Rights are protected by the Constitution!
 11) Don't try to force YOUR old fashioned Speed-Morals on ME!
 12) Young people are going to Speed anyway, so teach them about Safe Speed!


This link lets one view a selection of  choice political cartoons.

Pro-Choice advocates - those who fervently preach that abortion should be available at any time, to any woman, for any reason (or no reason at all) - are faced with a logical paradox that they cannot possibly resolve.  In other words, their arguments are so hollow and self-inconsistent that no thinking person could possibly accept them... and yet many self-proclaimed intellectuals (aka social liberals) do.  Thank God, there is a growing group of physicians who take their Hippocratic Oath seriously:   First, Do No Harm



While Speeding home from work a while back I saw a movie Marquee on which were posted - in 14" high letters - the names of several then-current films: **SPIDERMAN**  **ANCHORMAN**  **CATWOMAN**

It occurred to me how exclusionary these gender-locked action movies must seem to the gender-benders among us.  It is so insensitive of us "straights" to foist our own sexual stereotypes onto the folks whose habits and private parts are, umm, differently employed.

To make up for this affront to persons of alternate persuasion, I demand that alternate-action figures such as **SPIDERDYCHE**, **CATVESTITE**, and **SUPERSHEMALE** be equally featured in comic books and new films to provide a diverse balance and to help make restitution for the discrimination of the hateful past.  Holy Strap-on, Batman... they've heeded my demand and actually turned BatWoman into a "Lipstick Lesbian".  Surely this is a Great Day for Diversity and Inclusion in Rainbow Amerika.


So what do you think?   Email "Inclusive" Dan


The purpose of the archive links on this page is not to steal, but rather to preserve.   The original contents have been saved unaltered and their original appearance differs only in the welcome absence of pop-up windows, advertisements, and other annoyances.  Outside links in the original articles have been preserved, but as time passes many of them will stop working. Most of the original images (space allowing) have been preserved also.  Over the last few years the internet version of  Here Today, Gone Tomorrow has become all too common.  For that reason these archive links are provided as a backup resource in the event any of the originals disappear.

Please check back often as new archives will be continually added.
TO A FRIEND LOST OY SOY: BAD4BOYS CHERNOBYL
NUKE IT TO US GLOBAL WARMING: NOT! TWA 800 COVER-UP
BUSH: MORE NUKES 10 NEW NUKES TOUTED BUSH: FREE NUKES
STATUE OF RUBBERTY ??? ON 09-11-2006 GLOBAL WARMING ??
CHRIST-MAS ONLY KWANZ-KWAP OFFENSIVE DISPLAY
HOW TO DESTROY AMERICA VICTORY OVER TERRORISM THE PEOPLE'S NARCOTIC
YOUR PAPERS, PLEASE BYE BYE TAX BREAKS DIRTY COLLEGE HABITS
GASOHOL SCAM GLOBAL H5N1 PANDEMIC MURDERCYCLES?
NO MORE NUKES KATRINA: WHO 2 BLAME? HOW LOVE DIES
ORANGE REVOLUTION II OIL FROM COAL ? OIL FROM SHALE ?
WHO DAT SAY 'WHO DAT?' NAH to the NAACP RU-486... RU SURE?
COATHANGER vs MICROWAVE YOUR GANG? YOUR TAXES?
TERRI'S TRAGEDY SOCIAL INSECURITY TRUTH FOR ELITES
CONSUMER ABORTS MAGAZINE UN-AMERICAN OR UN-INJUN? TREASON OR SEDITION?
FOUNDING FATHERS QUOTES THE 56 MEN WHO SIGNED PARTIAL BAT ABORTION
DEMOCRATS ABORTED MOST TRUTH v ROE v WADE EENIE MEANIE
MAKE ME RUN UNCHAINED MELODY LETHAL LAWS
RFID = 666 ? FEMA FARCE DWI vs DUI ??    
DREAM TIME CRIME R CRIMINALS BAD CHE-IT
PETA MADNESS PETA: NO FISHING SELF-DEFENSE in SOUTH AFRICA
DOOMSDAY AVERTED COURT GETS ONE RIGHT







In Red Skelton's own, heartfelt words: The Pledge of Allegiance (4 Mb .mp3)

Charlie Daniels reminder to all Flag Disrespecters:  It's A Flag! [1.5Mb .mp3 file]

An emotional website dedicated to 911:  Heroes Remembered 

A very special video by Darryl Worley:  Have You Forgotten?  [9Mb .wmv (Windows Media) file for broadband only]

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Notice: Each archive link appearing on this page was carefully chosen by me (Dan).  All content is wholesome and a source of important information.   This will never change because the archived content will never change.

Unfortunately, for someone so inclined, it is almost certainly possible to navigate one or more of the external links contained within some archives into areas of the internet that are highly objectionable.   This is also true if one chooses to "jump" to the original source of the archive.   Clicking on any external link exposes one to all manner of pop-up windows, advertisements, and an array of gratuitous links to unknown web sites having unknown content.   For this unavoidable possibility I must disclaim all responsibility and in compensation can offer only my apologies that many parts of the web are ugly places.   You are on your own so please be careful.

I reserve the right to delete without prior notice any archive(s) which in my sole opinion have become outdated or otherwise no longer merit inclusion.