TSA PIN-UP CALENDAR 2011

TSA PIN-UP CALENDAR 2011

Last Update: 04 March 2011

The Transportation Safety Administration believes that every air traveler
(soon to be every train, bus, etc) should be subjected to:

  • Full-body grope of torso and genitalia, and/or
  • Full-body irradiation scan ("nude" picture).

    In honor of the latter, we present below the 2011 TSA Pin-Up Calendar of the
    "best of the best" full body scans that are not being saved or created in any way.



    TSA SWEETHEART:

    COULD THIS BE YOU?
    Regardless of what "they" say, your x-ray image is being stored on the TSA computers. It takes very little to convert the negative image to a very revealing positive rendition. Smile, sweet lips!

    islamic victims as of Sept. 07 2010: -
    Almost Too Fast to Count:
    - a new islamic bloodmark
    from:
    "The Religion of Peace"

    - - - FEELING SAFE YET?
    AS OF THIS VERY HOUR:

    Thousands of Deadly Islamic Terror attacks Since 9/11
    When a muslim tried to explode his shoe, then all of us had to take off our shoes. When a muslim tried to explode his crotch, then all of us have to have our bodies x-rayed and/or our crotches groped by strangers.

    This is because the 0bonobo 0bama administration refuses to act decisively on the indisputable fact that "One of the world's great religions" [0bama's own words] continues to
    spawn hundreds of terrorists, as shown in the link at left and above.

    Here's another perspective on the 2010 Oregon black muslim Christmas tree bomber. Meanwhile, FBI launches a crackdown on alleged "hate crimes" against Oregon muslims.

    So far, no terrorists have ever been revealed by any of the invasive, and oh-so-politically-correct, TSA violations of US Citizens rights to:

  • Constitutional presumption of innocence, and
  • Constitutional freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures:

    Amendment IV
    "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

    Think the Guys are the ones most violated by this TSA "Pocket Pool" ?? Here's what you Ladies will have as fondled memories of your TSA "First Time" (be sure to read all the comments). Pamela Geller, of Atlas Shrugs, asks "When did we agree to surrender to Islam?" The comments here are just as revealing. Of course we can all feel safer, knowing that burka babes are ever alert, watching their x-ray scanners to out dangerous grandmas and wicked little boys.

    As for me, I prefer my own memories of my girl and Johnny Mathis in the back seat of my
    dad's 1953 Rocket Oldsmobile - I'll bet she does, too. Those were the days, my friend.

  • 12 March 2011: TSA nude scanners emit 10 times stated radiation!
    March 02 2011: DHS seeks use of covert full body x-ray systems basically everywhere! 02 March 2011: Gropes and full bodyscans notwithstanding, TSA misses THREE boxcutters on overseas flight! 21 Feb 2011: TSA fails to find bra gun on secret agent - every time!
    For more info on full body scan x-ray technology and associated legal issues Click here. 21 Feb 2011: AFTER nude body scan, TSA demands special feel-up of female AK legislator. 13 February 2011: Eager to cop yettanuther feel, TSA gropes boy & others AFTER trip.
    12 February 2011: Very Un-classy TSA Agent wants to 'do her'. Late in 2010: BOOM-BOOM DOGS next big terror threat. Shall TSA put a PETA Patrol on every plane? Nov. 2010: TEWWOWISTS NOT TO BWAME, but HOWY BUNNY POOP BATMAN anyway... Be vewy, vewy quiet,
    we're hunting wadioactive wabbits.

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